Time to rain Fire Monkeys

Hey. Some of you know me, but here's the basics for those who haven't gone through training.

1. If I say something you don't get. RUN.
2. Soon you'll get used to me. Oh, sorry that I ate your camera.
3. I'm more interested in Rps than anything else. I must Rp at least once a day to survive.
4. Randomness is me. I am the definition of random. You look up "Random" in the dictionary, you'll see my picture
5. Lugia is my favorite Pokemon. You insult it, you'll answer to me.
6. Look behind you, it's ME!
7. Finally, I get annoyed by many things. If you find out one, you get a cookie and a fire monkey.

I hope to enjoy my stay here, but I'm not a forum person that much... So I apologize for future inactivity.

Oh, hello Lu! Klockwork hopes that Lu enjoys Lu's stay at the Turf. Join all the roleplays that the Turf has to offer, because Lu will most definitely like the roleplays.

Please stick around~

3 has inconsistencies...

And this post has many redundancies in randomness...

B+

All joking aside... Welcome to the great forums, Lu-chan!

Wilkommen, mein Freund!

Oh don't worry. I'm English. I actually stink at German...
Oh, well I have a deviantART as well!

Hi welcome to the cheesecake...I mean forum.
STOP PUNCHING MY SALAD. Oh sorry that wasn't you.
Anyhoo, welcome fellow randomness expert ^w^

I am pleased by your welcome of cheese curls.
Nope. I punched your pudding, not your salad.

Oh yes, I remember the token now, the one that you put inside the turtle shell. Oh and I'm fine with you injuring my pudding. x3

That reminds me. I should post the Chronicles of Gnarnia on here
...And explode everybody's brains.
ZOMBIE

Oh yeah? Try topping this.....

There once was a man with a turnip for a head. He lived in a mushroom, and since it had no doors or windows, he smelled of cabbage. He started humming U.N. Owen Was Her? when Billy, the magic raccoon that shoots pixie dust from his eyes appeared.
"You must eat a duck's gizzard!" He screamed, then vanished to the world of fire honey elves.
And then the man died.
The end

Well, I have a whole 23 chapter "novel" about randomness...and thus...I have posted more than half of them on the forums :3

I'm more "spontaneous and so random it makes no sense whatsoever but you laugh from its weirdness" random than funny random.

So I heard, but bones don't weep when you do that...